64 Slices of Cheese

We had this ridiculous bake sale last night as part of Kahala School's `Ohana Night, you wouldn't even believe.  Full loaves of bread and cakes, cookies, brownies, mochi, fudge bars, smores on a stick, freshly baked cinnamon rolls- it was AMAZING.  So amazing, in fact, that I experienced an involuntary physical response to Mrs. Ikehara's Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie.  It was very Homer Simpson-like, minus the drooling.  My jaw dropped, my mouth agape, my throat uttered very primal, guttural noises.  I might have been embarrassed, especially with all the ladies around me laughing, but I think of it as a compliment to not only Mrs. Ikehara, but for all the lovely bakers who inundated my face with chocolate chip cookies.