Sunday, August 26, 2012

Do Your Homework!

I own a car that is nearly 20 years old, and while it's perfect for our in-town living, it's absolutely no good for distance trips, especially if hills and/or speed is involved (my top speed is about 40, MAYBE).  So, whenever we have to go places that are outside Honolulu city limits, we call upon our relatives for a ride, usually my dad or younger brother, and they pretty much always come through for us.  But our family's annual camping trip is one of those times when a ride is pretty non-existent.  Between the number of people in our family and all the things (especially large things like tarps and coolers) we have to take, there's not a whole lot of room for four more people.  Last year, getting to camp was easy, but getting home proved to be quite awkward.

We solved that problem this year by renting a car.  I went through Travelocity-- a company I have always used and liked-- and got a good deal on a car with Budget.  My first mistake was not reading the fine print.  I can't say that if I had I wouldn't have rented the car, but the fine print might have changed my mind or would have at least prepared me for the butt-reaming I was to receive later.

Problem 1: Customer service was terrible.  You need to know, though, that when I called them up, picked up the car, and then later returned it, I dealt with the same guy so anyone else in that company might have been nicer.  But I had called because I didn't know where they were located in Waikiki (in the Hyatt, fyi) and between grunts I gathered what information I needed from his barely audible monosyllabic responses.  When I got there, I had to wait at least 15 minutes because braddah must have been on a smoke break or something because the doors were locked and there wasn't a sign or anything.  Which leads me to

Problem 2: The fine Budget associate didn't relay to me that he was putting a hold on my checking account so I also didn't know the amount of funds I was losing access to.  Not once in the few minutes I was in the office did he explain to me that he was placing a hold on my account for the amount of the rental PLUS an extra $200.  And I read my agreement.  It doesn't say it there, either.  When we got back from camp today something told me I'd better check my account and I tell you now I was surprised to see my account in the NEGATIVE and by an amount that was just utterly ridiculous.  I had to run to the branch at Safeway and get it sorted out.

Problem 3: Budget does not accept cash.  Did you hear that?  They don't.  At least, that's what Mr. Friendly told me.  Something to do with terrorist currency which is legal tender, but unusable here.  Whatever.  Fine.  No cash.  But it wasn't posted in the store that I could see, nor was it anywhere on Travelocity's website or Budget's.  Want to know why?  Because according to the Customer Care section of their website, "Can I pay with cash? Answer:  Yes. When you return your car, you may pay for your final rental costs with cash, credit or debit card."  Isn't that something?  Isn't that just something.  

It boils my blood.  At the time, really, I thought it was funny that he thought he was schooling me when in reality, I was asking all those questions to just so he could be held accountable for it.  I wanted to know why, when I asked if I could pay cash, he said no.  And he didn't even SAY no, he said, "You can pay with a cash card."  I'm going to write to Budget, of course, and express to them my extreme disappointment.  Because even if the guy was right to deny me the opportunity to pay with cash because of the reasons he stated, they need to change their website immediately to reflect that policy.  It's misleading, right?  Unless that's the intention.

Anyway, I didn't think that I'd need to do a BBB lookup on Budget because car rentals in my neck of the woods is so common.  And I've rented cars before.  It's my fault that I didn't read the fine print (where it tells me of the $200 hold), and I could have opened my mouth and asked about the kind of holds or charges I'd incur simply by picking up the rental, but I think they have a responsibility to inform their customers about what they're doing.  Also, can anyone please corroborate the guy's story about terrorist cash being unusable?  And does anyone know about Budget not accepting cash?  I've read about how renting a car from Budget without a credit or debit card at all (and paying cash) requires the renter to pre-qualify weeks in advance, whatever that means.  

Whatever the answers, though, you can bet I'm not gonna rent from them again.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

About Reading

I've been in a reading rut, and being stubborn doesn't help.  The obvious step would be for me to continue on to the next Repairman Jack book, but I want to go back to my comfortable and familiar fantasy fiction.  And it's not like I'm not spoiled for choice.  I have a ton of ebooks and paperbacks from which to choose, and I feel like my heart and mind are truly open to experiencing any sub-genre, but I have yet to find the right fit.  Here are a few reasons why I'm having such difficulty.

1.  I don't LOVE urban fantasy fiction.  I have read most of Laurell K Hamilton's books, as well as Kelley Armstrong, Kim Harrison, and Vicki S Pettersson.  I don't prefer this form of fantasy because it usually isn't fantastical enough.  Cell phones, computers, the internet?  These hold no real magical curiosities for me.  Give me high fantasy, especially those with horses and swords and impenetrable keeps, wizards and witches, maybe a prophecy or two and a destiny fulfilled-- dragons are a huge plus, too!

2.  I don't love vampires or werewolves.  Again, I've read many of these-- Anne Rice, anyone?  Anita Blake?  But no.  I've read so many books in which vampires behave in a variety of ways and live by a variety of codes, I'm tired of it.  Boring.  See #1 for a list of characters I DO like in books.

3.  The aspect of stylized or flowery language bugs me, especially since it never ends for as long as you're reading the book.  It's distracting and weird.  It is so distracting and weird that this is one instance where I will not finish a book nor will I revisit it in the future.  At least, it hasn't happened yet.  I don't like it when characters are named things like Stands Alone or Rough Paw, nor do I like when fictional place names too closely resemble actual place names for no good reason (Kristin Cashore, I'm looking at you).  It is also hugely overwhelming when an author drops so many weird names on one page that you can't remember them let alone figure out whether or not those names belong to people or places.  Again, Kristin Cashore, I'm looking at you.

I began reading Cecelia Dart-Thornton's The Iron Tree the other day, but gave up after the first 20 pages or so because her characters used such formal speech and it felt stifling and stiff.  I'm really disappointed by this because I was so looking forward to reading this series.  The book I'm currently trying to get into just bombarded me TWICE with a bunch of odd-sounding names that I have no hope of remembering anytime soon.  It's like when someone continually name-drops and expects you to not only know who he's talking about, but show appropriate reverence as well.  I'm about to give up.

What DO I like, you wonder?

1.  Characters who behave within the scope of their personalities.
2.  Magic that has a clear, SIMPLE set of rules. What kind of magic is it and who can wield it?  What are the boundaries?
3.  Strong female characters.  I like strong male characters, but I think those are more common than the female variety so don't really bear mentioning.
4.  Conflict.  If it's the kind of book where people will die, then shouldn't some of the favorite main characters die as well?  I mean, the main characters shouldn't be saved from conflict just because they are favored.

My favorite fantasy authors?  So glad you asked.  I'll give you my top two.

1.  Brandon Sanderson does an excellent job of creating worlds and the magic within them.  Try reading the Mistborn series. Not your typical magic.  He was also the one asked to finish off Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series since that author passed away from illness before it could be finished.  The Wheel of Time series is also an awesome piece of writing if you've the time to read it.

2.  Diana Pharaoh Francis.  She does some urban fantasy, too, which I've really liked.  Such an awesome writer with complex characters and plot lines.

So, right now there are books out by both of these authors that I have not yet read because I feel to do them justice I have to go back to re-read the previous books in the series.  I'm just not feeling that lately.  I just don't know what it is.  Any suggestions?

Not to be dramatic, but omg, WUT?!?!

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